1. The fact that there are more of them does not imply that they turn us on more.
Big boobs are sometimes less sensitive than small boobs. Other parts of our bodies, you know, enjoy foreplay as well. Why not take a look around as captured by gistpeople
2. We don’t all have enormous nipples.
Some do, while others do not. In any case, try not to appear surprised.
3. Other women will be more obsessed with them than other men.
We might get a few gawps from the guys, but the ladies will have a whole conversation with us about them. They can’t get enough and will always request a honk. Simply get used to it.
4. Don’t make us work under pressure because we can’t run anywhere.
5. We’re just “adjusting,” not performing a seductive breast-caress for you.
It’s simply not possible to spend an entire day in an underwired bra without making several gropy adjustments along the way. We’ll rummage in public because we need to.
6. Unless you want to dig a small well for our boobs to lay in while we lie on our front, we’ll end up more tanned on the front than the back when we go on vacation with you.
7. Do not be alarmed if we begin to play with or fondle them.
As you’re probably aware, big boobs can be like great big, squidgy comfort blankets, so when we’re watching TV, we occasionally wedge our hands into our bras just because it feels nice.
8. You will eventually put our bras on your head.
You simply must.
9. You should also stretch your muscles.
They’re bulky.
10. We may complain about being unable to wear certain tops…and being unable to purchase dresses that fit both our bottom and top halves. Our heart desires a slinky backless top. Sigh.
11. We understand why you want to insert your penis between them.
Which we may do, but not every day – it’s not what most people would call a ‘good time.’
12. Be cautious when purchasing lingerie for us.
We’ll probably need something underwired, and we’re all different sizes in all different stores. A double D isn’t as big as you thought it was – oh, and silky nighties don’t work all that well… and… why don’t we just come with you?
13. We know they’re there, and they’re fantastic, but please pay attention to other things.
We can’t help our massive mammaries, but we can help our wit, intelligence, and sense of humour, so please be considerate with your compliments.
14. Don’t freak out if we ever mention (or show you, because they’re not pretty) our minimiser bras.
Sometimes a lovely top demands to be worn, and the fashion industry simply does not cater to the chestily endowed.
15. There are a lot of bras in the living room.
Because getting on that sofa without them is a heaven that nothing else can match.
